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The other day I was taking peas out of the fridge.. and one dropped

I saw it bounce 3 times on our tile and then I realized the meaning of life

Also my brother ate the pea

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meep
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:derp:
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What has a bottom at the top?

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Your legs.
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Have some advice...

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. :crazy:
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What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork.
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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog... it croaks every night. :|
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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

A toad. (Kill me please.)
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What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?

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A walkie-talkie.
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The best part about dating someone who is overweight is, if it's long distance, the distance is slightly less long. And gravity pulls you even closer. So, science really working for you.

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