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flappychildofmine
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flappychildofmine
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Timiyo
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by Timiyo » July 24th, 2018, 9:56:44 pm
Timiyo
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by Timiyo » July 24th, 2018, 9:58:02 pm
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Timiyo
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by Timiyo » July 24th, 2018, 9:59:43 pm
Have some advice...
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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by Timiyo » July 24th, 2018, 10:00:37 pm
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.
Timiyo
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by Timiyo » July 25th, 2018, 4:37:06 am
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog... it croaks every night.
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by Timiyo » July 25th, 2018, 4:38:36 am
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A toad. (Kill me please.)
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by Timiyo » July 25th, 2018, 4:39:38 am
What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.
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by Timiyo » July 25th, 2018, 4:42:22 am
The best part about dating someone who is overweight is, if it's long distance, the distance is slightly less long. And gravity pulls you even closer. So, science really working for you.