Comedy for everyone

Share any written short stories, novels, or poetry

Moderator: Tea House Moderators

User avatar
Timiyo
CreaturesTrade
Posts: 432
Joined: July 2nd, 2018, 1:02:05 am
Gender: Male
Location: Ethereality

Re: Comedy for everyone

Post by Timiyo »

What do you get a hunter for their birthday?
Spoiler
A birthday pheasant! D:
User avatar
Goldenwolfmidna
Member of The Dark Brotherhood
CreaturesTrade
Posts: 2063
Joined: August 20th, 2017, 4:49:07 pm
Gender: Kraken
Location: A world of my own making, where we are accepted!

Re: Comedy for everyone

Post by Goldenwolfmidna »

Bad puns? I gotta skeleton of those, they'll tickle anyone's funny bone. While you're at it, put some backbone into these, they're a bit too crooked.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Spoiler
Nothing, it just waved
Whale, do you sea what I did there? If not, I cannot kelp you to understand how these puns are so deep. They are shore to astound you, and make your mind whirlpool with them. I can even krill dragons with these puns. I dolpahetely mean this all, and this will have a porpuse, you just wait! I'll sea anenome you all later.
Pronouns | He/him or They/them
Emotions | Tired 24/7
Looking for a FEMALE ELDRICH DRAGON - Pm me if you have one for sale!
Image
Click ^ for a link to my 1&1 RP Post!
User avatar
Timiyo
CreaturesTrade
Posts: 432
Joined: July 2nd, 2018, 1:02:05 am
Gender: Male
Location: Ethereality

Re: Comedy for everyone

Post by Timiyo »

Kill me please.
User avatar
QueenBirdy
Member of The Herbalist's Guild Member of Artificer's Association Member of Preservationists Association
CreaturesTrade
Posts: 141
Joined: September 3rd, 2019, 8:42:27 pm
Gender: Female
Location: Trapped inside a book. (Help!)

Re: Comedy for everyone

Post by QueenBirdy »

What's big, green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it will kill you?
Spoiler
A pool table! :yey:
Spoiler
We needed some anti-jokes in here badly!
Cheep! Cheep! Image Give me seed, please!
User avatar
Timiyo
CreaturesTrade
Posts: 432
Joined: July 2nd, 2018, 1:02:05 am
Gender: Male
Location: Ethereality

Re: Comedy for everyone

Post by Timiyo »

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Spoiler
To get to the other slide! XD
User avatar
SadGhost
CreaturesTrade
Posts: 40
Joined: November 12th, 2020, 1:50:14 am
Gender: Kraken
Location: In the middle of Nowhere with Muriel, Eustace, and Courage

Re: Comedy for everyone

Post by SadGhost »

What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?
Spoiler
"Supplies!"
Chicken Smoothie
ToyHou.se
DeviantArt
My Art Shop
ImageImageImageImageImage My un-cropped profile picture.
Please zoom in to take in the full majesty and beauty that is my baby boy Snow!
My Carrd has links to my social media if you are interested.
User avatar
lemonissourUwU
CreaturesTrade
Posts: 808
Joined: March 15th, 2020, 11:40:14 pm
Gender: Literally just six cats of varying gender identities sharing a suit of human skin
Location: somewhere in the world

Re: Comedy for everyone

Post by lemonissourUwU »

why should you never tell secrets in corn mazes?
Spoiler
because they have ears!
ImageImageImageImageImage

Return to “Tea House”