Bittersweet

[Sirrusly]

Bittersweet
You know, I love you
I really do, it's true!
No, I'm just joking around
You are the worst person in town.

You know, I'd give up everything for you
There isn't a thing for you I wouldn't do.
Ha, I'm kidding, of course!
You have looks that make me think your mother is a horse!

You know, your eyes twinkle so bright
I don't know what I'd do without your light.
Of course I'm not being serious!
One who actually loves you might be delirious.

You know, I think about you every day
Dreaming about your beauty in every single way.
Wow, aren't you gullible?
Seriously, you're not at all adorable.

I'd sacrifice everything I have for you
Even stand out in Arkene until my face turns blue
Oh, really, don't be so silly!
I'd always leave you where it's cold and chilly.

You know, I find it quite sad
That someone could possibly be this bad
I hope you get caught by a hungry Cestoda
and please, stop falling in love with that sofa!

[MidnightStars]

Seriously, Sirriusly? This was good.