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Posted: **July 27th, 2018, 3:12:04 am**

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntian.

Posted: **July 27th, 2018, 3:14:13 am**

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just Let It Go.

Posted: **July 27th, 2018, 3:14:48 am**

Have you heard of that new broom?

It's sweeping the nation.

Posted: **July 27th, 2018, 3:15:50 am**

What do you call a fat Psychic?

A four chin teller.

Posted: **July 27th, 2018, 3:17:25 am**

What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

Ton.

Posted: **July 27th, 2018, 3:18:33 am**

What do you get when you cross a cat with a Dark Horse?

Kitty Perry.

Posted: **July 27th, 2018, 3:19:37 am**

What do you call a sad coffee?

Despresso.

Posted: **July 27th, 2018, 3:23:55 am**

What is brown, has a head and a tail, but no legs?

A penny.

Posted: **July 27th, 2018, 3:25:06 am**

What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung stores?

The Guardians of the Galaxy.

Posted: **July 28th, 2018, 7:45:47 am**

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Comedy for everyone