What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntian.
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll just Let It Go.
Because she'll just Let It Go.
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Have you heard of that new broom?
It's sweeping the nation.
It's sweeping the nation.
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What do you call a fat Psychic?
A four chin teller.
A four chin teller.
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What is heavy forwards but not backwards?
Ton.
Ton.
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What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.
Despresso.
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What is brown, has a head and a tail, but no legs?
A penny.
A penny.
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What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung stores?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.