Comedy for everyone

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 28th, 2018, 7:47:13 am

Did you hear about that movie Constipation?

Yeah, it never came out.

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » July 28th, 2018, 8:22:24 pm

When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you're eating a watermelon.

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » February 8th, 2019, 6:27:12 am

Possibly offensive joke, read at your own risk.

What do you call a bear with mental problems?

Spoiler

A bi-polar bear!

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » February 8th, 2019, 6:29:49 am

Why are fish so smart?

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Because they swim in schools!

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » February 8th, 2019, 6:31:42 am

Why did the crab never share?

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Because it was shellfish!

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » February 8th, 2019, 6:34:16 am

I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.

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She didn't even know I existed...

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » February 8th, 2019, 6:36:26 am

How much money does a skunk have?

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One scent!

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » February 8th, 2019, 6:37:31 am

Why didn't the sun go to college?

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He already had a million degrees!

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » February 8th, 2019, 6:39:43 am

Skunks again.

Why do skunks love Valentine's Day?

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Because they're scent-imental. (I'm so lonely.)

Creatures · Post by **Timiyo** » February 8th, 2019, 6:41:09 am

How are stars like false teeth?

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They both come out at night.

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